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About the Society of Engineers

If your objection to being called a "callous, evil-hearted bastard" is that your patrilineage is perfectly legitimate, welcome! You have, in your drunken Internet stumblings, alighted upon the public website of the world's most elusive of secret societies: Societas Machinarum. Our goals are well beyond your comprehension, especially considering the state you're in. but we can briefly summarize them here.

In reality, S. Machinarum is an exclusive CABAL (there is no CABAL) of antisocial systems engineers dedicated to building network infrastructure the way it ought to be built. If it isn't clear by now, we take no direction from soulless marketing droids, SEO shysters, Vice Presidents of Diversity, or even our userbase. Here, we can build cool and interesting things without having to call them "solutions" or "game-changers".

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Membership in the Society itself is strictly by invitation only. However, we do offer certain services to those whose efforts in the world we would like to see flourish. If you believe you have a cause, philosophy, thesis, art project, organization or civilization that could benefit from our assistance and isn't stupid1, let us know. Maybe we can work out a fair exchange.

1We define stupid.

Our Privacy Policy

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